The Rape of Lucretia – 1571

 

Really? This is the story you guys want to stick with?

 

Out Of The Mouths Of Facebookers… *more*

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

I was reminded (via the FB thread where this little gem emerged) that a quite prominent US citizen is absent from the above list. In the spirit of fairplay then herrrrrre’s Charlie!

Charlie Sheen – divorced x3, children x4, currently unemployed and umemployable due to drinking and drug problems and openly living with not one but two half-his-age porn starlets

I’m thinking we could do this up right and add a few senators, governors, governors wives erm I meant husbands…

Love the comments btw – all good thoughts.