Okay I have no patience or self-discipline whatsoever. I could not concentrate on work while sitting on this so without further ado…

…meet Ponytail Girl (Maybe. See Update-2 below)

If you use your web browser view/zoom tool you’ll see that the long ponytail appearing to belong to Red Bandana Guy  isn’t long at all but that the tip is actually the rolled point of a charcoal-grey or black hoodie. The exact same colour of the hoodie worn by this young lady who also happens to be sporting a bushy ponytail of the exact same colouring of the ponytail next to Red Bandana Guy in the original photoshopped version of Running-With-Scissors-Sarah sprinting past the pack of 5k runners and about to overtake Red bandana Guy and his missing sidekick Ponytail Girl.

Whoa – did you guys hear that? A subtle pounding sound. Like a nail being driven into wood. A fencepost maybe. Or perhaps a coffin.

Summary tomorrow.

Update:

In my rush to post I failed to mention my reasoning for identifying this particular runner (#432) as our Ponytail Girl. First and foremost the hair texture, colour and thickness absolutely match the hair originally thought to belong to Red Bandana Guy. Second because on Ponytail Girl’s right shoulder is the outline of what looks to be a flat hoodie collar and in the first photo when you pump it up a couple of generations you can absolutely see two rolls indicative of the kind of rolls a cloth hood makes when it’s open and flattened on a person’s back.

The length of the ponytail didn’t (and still doesn’t) dissuade me because anyone who has long hair – especially bouffant, thick, bushy hair knows that when you run it bobs from side to side and up and down almost in a single motion. This girl is running. It is entirely probable her ponytail is bobbing up and behind her in the full face photo, giving the illusion of being shorter than it really is. It is also entirely possible that at some point she’s reached up and pulled her ponytail through the tie a second time to get it off her neck.

We’ve made similar, logical concessions for Sarah regarding her clothing and headband.

It is the colour of her hoodie coupled with the colour and boofidity (I can make up words too) that strikes me as both ponytails belonging to the same person.

Then again – I can be wrong.

What I’m not wrong about is the fact that someone was running right beside Red Bandana Guy and yet there’s not one pixel of evidence on that big open space beneath his tall torso and long legs showing even a hint of the existance of this second runner.

Re the discussion of the timing between these two photos:

All the photos I saw on the SLRC website show the pack of 5k runners/walkers beginning in the shade. Very little sunlight is coming through the trees when they start out. The questionable photo of Sarah bounding like a gazelle with a lion on her ass around the pack is also in this lesser light. The photo shows her at best one to two  Baryshnikov-esque leaps from overtaking Red Bandana Guy and Ponytail Girl. AND this has to be the earlier shot because most of the 5k walkers are still standing still in a pack.

So – if #432 is our phantom now-you-see-her-now-you-don’t runner on the other side of Red Bandana Guy – why does Sarah appear – later down the track – a good 3 meters or more behind her?

Good question.

Update2:

Have read and reread all your comments regarding Ponytail Girl and am willing to concede I may not have tagged the right runner.  Really looking at her face and the faces of the those beside her brings up yet another question however…

I am not comfortable posting this photo because they are mostly children. Use this link previously posted by VeryPolitik to access the SLRC photo page without having to log into dot photo. Make sure you are in the 2011 Jump In & Run photo album and look for image # 2478.

Sarah is still with the 5k walkers, behind the pack of 5k runners – which appear to have all children in the lead just as the end of the meridian dividing the 5k runners from the half marathon runners comes into view…

How does a runner take 2nd place in a half marathon from the back of a pack of 5k runners?

I’m totally open to a logical explanation.  I also welcome any and all help in locating the owner of (what we can now refer to as simply) Boofy Hair.